Please do not skip this post.

I WANT ONE THING FROM YOU,

IN RETURN I WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESIRE THE MOST:

HUGE TRAFFIC.

HOW:

1. WordPress is used by millions of people.

2. Even if a fraction of them start following me, my reach would become immense.

3. What would I do then? I will start reblogging your posts. Imagine the exposure!

4. Think of it as getting Freshly Pressed, but unofficially!

WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO:

1. Help me get as many followers as possible. Till I don’t reach a certain count, my reblogs will be useless.

2. You can do so by reblogging this post. Sharing the link. Talking about it. Do whatever you can.

I DON’T HAVE ANY PERSONAL BENEFITS:

1. I’m no marketing agent. I’m only 17!

2. I can’t show ads on this blog. Why? Look at the domain…